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Debatewise debate DEBATE: CUNNILINGUS IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO FINGERTIPS MASSAGE

There is no topic more hotly debated than cunnilingus vs. fingertips. Rarely does a topic arouse such passions, and even more rarely are so many people accused of bad taste (or of tasting bad). In fact, there are pros and cons. Best of all, there are no losers in this debate. Try to see both sides. Experience both. Everybody will come away from this debate a better person.





Debatewise debateCUNNILINGUS IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO FINGERTIPS MASSAGE


Cunnilingus vastly improves chances of female orgasm.


We may observe that everyone likes both giving and receiving oral stimulation; a happy person is more likely to orgasm.



Debatewise debateCUNNILINGUS IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO FINGERTIPS MASSAGE


Cunnilingus is more erotically charged than fingertip massage.


We give fingertip massages to cell phones and doorknobs everyday; how many times do we stroke and lick them with our tongue? The sheer uniqueness of cunnilingus, its departure from the routine, makes it vastly more thrilling than fingertip service.



Debatewise debateCUNNILINGUS IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO FINGERTIPS MASSAGE


Cunnilingus is more sophisticated than fingertip massage.


Every high-schooler can tell you some story about a drunken gropefest involving fingers and various unsatisfied body parts. Cunnilingus is an adult activity; class and research are implied in the very act. In short, cunnilingus is the Benz of foreplay; fingertips are the Civic.



Debatewise debateCUNNILINGUS IS VASTLY SUPERIOR TO FINGERTIPS MASSAGE


A man’s tongue is worth a thousand of his fingers


The reason why even ignorant cunnilingus is better than the most well-informed fingertip massage is because a man’s tongue is softer than his scaly paws.

You need to widen your social network a little. Real men do manicures these days.


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Hardly anyone knows how to perform cunnilingus properly, anyway.


Speaking as a trumpet player, I’ve never had any complaints about my technique. Maybe its the payoff for those long lonely hours perfecting my double, triple and flutter tonguing – the ladies love it…

Just ask any woman. It’s as empirically demonstrable as the globular Earth.
Ah, if only all men were trumpet players!


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Face-to-face intimacy is more interesting than crotch-snuffling.


That all depends on the particular face doesn’t it. We all know the song ‘nice legs, shame about the face’ ...


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How many people even know what cunnilingus is? Wasn’t he a Roman senator?


What’s in a name?
Anyway – most people think cunnilingus is an Irish airline.
As with many other intimate indulgences, you don’t have to give it a name to enjoy it.

People in general are woefully ignorant of history, not to speak of interesting sex play. Most people think Cunnilingus was stabbed to death by Brutus. Therefore, it is useless speak of the practice as if it had any relevance to modern life.


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You can’t do it yourself now can you?


That’s precisely the point. You CAN’T do it yourself, so why not take advantage of the opportunity when with a partner?

Fingertip massage not only hits the spot better given our better control of pressure, speed and rhythm with our hands rather than our tongues, most important of all you don’t need someone else present to partake in it, making it not only effective but damn convenient.


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Who can deal with the finish line kiss?


Now be honest girls.Who can really deal with finish line kiss after a guy has gone down on you?


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